We Should Call Countries By Their Actual Names
Why were we ever taught variations of the actual countries name?
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What Makes The Best Closer Entrance Songs
Three things make a good entrance song: Crowd Hype, Intimidation, Closer Demeanor
We Should End Time Zones and Use a World Clock
While we joke about a lot of things, we’re dead serious about our newest proposal: Banning Time Zones
The Worst Part About Living in California
The worst part about of living in California is not living up to…
The Word Gaslighting has Become Meaningless
A simple lie or misunderstanding are considered gaslighting.
How to Fix Strip Clubs and Make Them Enjoyable for Everyone
Come one, come all to the BBC Strip Club: a brothel of emotions.
Adult Roller Skaters are the Worst Humans on Earth
I assumed going to a roller rink as adult would be fun, I assumed incorrectly.
Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong on Purpose
This is all part of Starbucks grand plan, that you have fallen for.
The Only Way to Offend the Irish this St. Patrick’s Day
This St. Patrick’s day, call us drunks, call us pale soulless gingers, but don’t you dare bring up…
The Best Brand Names Have Two-Syllables
The most prominent and memorable brands all have two-syllables.