Coffee Shop Etiquette & Pet Peeves
A recent coffee shop visit had me fuming, and naturally since I’m a huge pussy I decided to write a blog about it instead of actually confronting anyone.
Crazy Theories
The Chicken Wing Conspiracy Theory: Chickens Are Bred With Extra Wings
If demand for chicken wings spikes 100x during the Super Bowl (and March Madness), but regular chicken demand stays flat, how is the chicken industry possibly covering this sudden spike
Pronouncing Words Wrong on Wheel of Fortune & The Hardest Words to Read
The whole game is based on spelling but then you get penalized for mispronouncing words? How you pronounce words is different depending on how/where you grew up. Are people with different accents or dialects not allowed to play?
People That Don’t Follow Baggage Claim Etiquette Should Be Killed
They’ll sit shoulder to shoulder right at the carousel, and make you do a gymnastics routine to get around them. You’ll dislocate your shoulder and tear an ACL trying to get your bag out, but god forbid they move and inch and potentially miss their bag that hasn’t come out yet but may wiz by them at a blistering 1.02 mph.
5’11” Men Do Not Exist
Nothing worse than being told, “you’re not 6-feet tall” in a group setting. You either have to immediately fight that person or go rev the engine of your American muscle car you purchased to help you overcompensate. I know this game all too well, I have a 2011 Nissan Sentra that roars like a lion.
The Worst Modern Way to Die
The most brutal movie deaths and a long drawn out story about the worst possible way to die, that of course involves shitting.
What’s Is The Deal With Seat Belt Laws?
How can you possibly pull someone over for not wearing a seat belt and then watch someone ride by in a seat belt-less metal crotch rocket and say ‘yup, no issue there’.
The Worst Part of Every Job: Being Talked Down To and Having to Take It
5 Most Condescending Sayings You Have to Deal With At Work
The Best Part of Working From Home: The Bathroom Situation
The bathroom is supposed to be a sanctuary, working at an office ruined that
Conspiracy Theory: Oases Are Fake
Everything I know about oases comes from Disney movies and cartoons