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Rock Paper Scissors Book Club Questions
Even Adam would be able to look these questions in the face and recognize their greatness.
BBC Reader Email – No ‘Thank You’ After Holding Door
Proper etiquette around door holding time and the reciprocal level of gratitude.
Leo Told James Cameron, “I Don’t Read” When Auditioning for Titanic
We’re not haters here, reading is hard, I don’t really read either Leo, I listen to audiobooks, happy to recommend a few if needed.
People That Don’t Follow Baggage Claim Etiquette Should Be Killed
They’ll sit shoulder to shoulder right at the carousel, and make you do a gymnastics routine to get around them. You’ll dislocate your shoulder and tear an ACL trying to get your bag out, but god forbid they move and inch and potentially miss their bag that hasn’t come out yet but may wiz by them at a blistering 1.02 mph.
5’11” Men Do Not Exist
Nothing worse than being told, “you’re not 6-feet tall” in a group setting. You either have to immediately fight that person or go rev the engine of your American muscle car you purchased to help you overcompensate. I know this game all too well, I have a 2011 Nissan Sentra that roars like a lion.
The Worst Modern Way to Die
The most brutal movie deaths and a long drawn out story about the worst possible way to die, that of course involves shitting.
Must Follow: Pepper Belly Pete’s Instagram & TikTok
I wish I could be Pepper Belly Pete, but unfortunately I don’t have the culinary skills or come close in pure masculine, virile, red-blooded Americanness.